Everybody Wants to Be Italian

MPAA Rating:

for some sexual references.

Moral Rating:

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Moviemaking Quality:

Primary Audience:

Adults

Genre:

Romance, Comedy

Length:

1 hr. 45 min.

Year of Release:

2008

USA Release:

September 5, 2008 (limited—98 theaters)
DVD: February 3, 2009

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Featuring:	Jay Jablonski Cerina Vincent “Cabin Fever,” “Not Another Teen Movie” John Kapelos, John Enos III, Marisa Petroro, Richard Libertini, Judith Scarpone, P.J. Marino, Tammy Pescatelli, Dan Cortese, Penny Marshall, Perry Anzilotti, Anthony Russell, Ben Livingston, Gabrielle Sanalitro, Sylvia Panacione, Carla Antonino, Alberto Brosio, Kevin Cirone, Barbara Conway, Damien Di Paola, Elisa Dyann, Carisa Engle, Abner Genece, Grady Justice, Zak Lee, John Leo, Kelli McNeil, Martin Moakler, Shelby O'Connell, Roberta Orlandi, Rod Webber, Jennifer Welch
Director:	Jason Todd Ipson
Producer:	Jaime Burke, James Huntsman
Distributor:	Roadside Attractions

“When it comes to love… it’s always better to be Italian.”

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Producer’s Synopsis: “In a case of mistaken ethnicity, a lovelorn fishmonger (Jay Jablonski) struggling to let go of a long past romance pretends to be Italian in order to date a beautiful woman (Cerina Vincent)—and finds himself learning to love again.

Jake, a lovelorn fishmonger who has spent nearly a decade trying to win back his ex-girlfriend gets involved in a romantic case of mistaken ethnicity. It's been eight years since Jake's girlfriend left him, and despite the fact that she's now married with three children, he refuses to move on. Fed up with their depressive pal's unwillingness to let go of the past, Jake's friends set him up on a blind date with a beautiful Italian woman from Boston's North End. Though Jake is convinced that such a woman would never consider dating a non-Italian, a quick crash course in how to fake it may prove just the trick to helping him learn to love once again.”

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Movie Critics

…painfully humorless plot… How atrocious is the comedy ‘Everybody Wants to Be Italian’? Let me count the ways. There’s the punishingly jaunty ethnic soundtrack (‘Funiculì, Funiculà,’ la la la) and the regressive gender stereotypes. Then there’s the heroine whose lofty dating standards demand a partner who’s ‘a step up’ from her vibrator, and the hero who—cognitively, at least—rates several rungs lower. …assuming the title was ever correct, it won’t be by the time you exit the theater.
—Jeannette Catsoulis, The New York Times

…It's no ‘Big Fat Greek Wedding’ …This romantic comedy rife with Italian stereotypes tries hard, but isn't that much fun.…
—Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer

…Adding to the inadvertent unreality of it all is an insistently pulsing score that fills nearly every moment of the film with wall-to-wall generic Italianate elevator music more appropriate to a strip-mall spaghetti dinner than a dialogue-driven sentimental comedy.…
—Bruce Bennett, The New York Sun

…bland ethnic romantic comedy… The film plays out pretty much exactly as you would expect—which won't bother some people one iota.
—Lou Lumenick, New York Post

…Romantic comedies don't always have the strongest concepts, but ‘Everybody Wants to Be Italian’ begins with what barely qualifies as an idea.… a chopped hash of rom-com moments…
—Rafer Guzmán, Newsday