Movie Review

We're the Millers

MPAA Rating: R for crude sexual content, pervasive language, drug material and brief graphic nudity.

Reviewed by: Jake Roberson
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Very Offensive
Moviemaking Quality:

Primary Audience:
Adults Teens
Genre:
Action Crime Comedy
Length:
1 hr. 50 min.
Year of Release:
2013
USA Release:
August 9, 2013 (wide—3,150+ theaters)
DVD: November 19, 2013
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lying

NUDITY—Why are humans supposed to wear clothes? Answer

marijuana use

drug smuggling

vulgarity

importance of a committed family unit

Featuring: Jennifer AnistonRose O’Reilly
Jason SudeikisDavid Clark
Will Poulter … Kenny Rossmore
Emma RobertsCasey Mathis
Ed HelmsBrad Gurdlinger
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Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Producer: BenderSpink
New Line Cinema
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Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures

There are a lot of ways to make a living in this day and age. Some people heat up glass and blow it into interesting, colorful shapes. Others get good at manipulating balls of different shapes and size and get paid to prove they are the best. A select few are even revered for their ability to solve complicated math problems. David, Rose, Kenny, and Casey don’t fit neatly into any of those categories. Or any category, really.

David deals. Rose strips. Casey runs away. And Kenny… well, Kenny doesn’t do much of anything.

When Kenny does try to do something—namely, protect Casey from some street thugs—he sets off a chain of events that ends with (small-time drug dealer) David’s stash of weed and cash being stolen and David being stuck squarely between a rock and a hard place with his supplier/old college roommate. The penance for losing the stash and money involves David smuggling a smidge and a half of marijuana out of Mexico and into the United States. Easy as pie, right? Nobody has ever been killed over two metric tons of weed… right?

Desperate for a plan that will lesson his chance of death or life-imprisonment, David cobbles together a makeshift nuclear family unit complete with a mother (Rose), father (David), angst-ridden teen daughter (Casey), and virginal teen son (Kenny).

What could go wrong? (Besides everything?)

Language: The Miller “family” may not have a lot of things in common with one another, but they all display a certain affinity for cursing. As such, we encounter upwards of 120 derivations of the f-word, three dozen references to “sh*t,” another three dozen quips that include the more “minor” curse words like “hell,” “b*tch,” “d*mn,” and “a**,” and God and Jesus’ names are mixed, matched, and taken in vain over 40 times. Myriad other crass come-ons, put-downs, and epithets are bandied about recklessly and are par for the course when it comes to sex-obsessed, R-rated, road trip comedies of this… caliber.

Sexual Content: Another area of common ground for this dysfunctional anti-family and their similarly dysfunctional movie is a crude fondness for lowbrow sexuality in word, in deed, and in mise-en-scène. (Pardon my French.) We see scantily-clad strippers, including Rose, dancing onstage as the camera leers at them. Rose gives a brief, angry lap dance to David. Later on, when being threatened by an angry drug lord, Rose strips down to her skimpy skivvies in order to distract the salacious simpletons. During this “routine,” she takes a shower in her lacy white lingerie and her nipples are visible through her bra. The camera makes sure to soak it all in while highlighting shots of Rose caressing herself sensually.

An extended gag features Kenny making out with both Casey (his fake sister) and Rose (his fake mom). Kenny’s penis and swollen testicles are shown repeatedly (albeit briefly), and his bare backside also makes a short appearance. Elsewhere, David and Rose are mistaken for swingers by another couple, which results in Rose’s breasts being felt up by the other woman while the other man molests David’s ear with his finger. Two separate running jokes center around oral and anal sex. A game of Campfire Pictionary devolves into Rose shouting animatedly about several different kinds of “d*cks.” Other topics that garner repeated screen time included tampons, “boner garages,” and vibrators. Several couples kiss passionately in the semi-finale.

Violent Content: Violence is only sporadically encountered on the Miller’s international road trip, but that doesn’t mean that it is completely free of bumps in the road. A man is tasered. Several people deliver and are on the receiving end of blows to the face courtesy of various classic blunt instruments such as human fists, monkey wrenches, billy clubs and hefty travel mugs. A YouTube video shows a naked man streaking before colliding with a glass window, and we look on as another man backflops on a dumpster lid after jumping off a fire escape. One man accidentally sustains a (non-lethal) wound from a bullet, and a wildly-careening RV is responsible for dealing extensive damage to a drug lord’s expensive sports car. A young man winds up on the wrong end of a spider bite to the testicles.

Drug/Alcohol Content: In a movie that features a group of misfits posing as a family in order to smuggle drugs across the Mexican-American border, it’s only fitting that drugs get a lot of screen time. Drugs, well, mostly “just” marijuana, are seen, talked about, sought after, and/or dealt throughout the entirety of the film. That being said, no one is ever seen actually using the drugs. As it turns out, they are present to drive the plot and create awkward situations for the sad sacks unfortunate enough to be smuggling them. This creates an interesting dynamic, as we are left with a plot revolving around drugs inside a movie that seems like it actually couldn’t care much less about drugs.

Faith/Spirituality: Surprising to note amidst the problems that ultimately sink the film are two poignant scenes that take place towards both the beginning and end of the movie. The first is a close-up of Rose’s face onstage at the strip club where she works. Her eyes are startlingly empty, devoid of any hint of life or joy. We see a woman who has been drained of value, whose lasts drops of self-worth appear to have trickled away long ago. A woman who feels she has nothing left ahead of her except years of floundering in a sea of empty brokenness brought about by a series of poor life choices. It’s only a brief shot, but it’s haunting.

The second scene is a bit like the first, though this time it focuses on Casey. Returning after running off with a decidedly less-than-charming young fellow, Casey is sternly chastised by her worried (fake) parents. After she begrudgingly apologizes and huffs off to the back of the camper, we watch life flicker back into the young runaway’s eyes and a smile tug at the corners of her mouth as she listens to her “parents” fret over her from the other room. It’s only a brief shot, but it’s heartbreaking in the best sort of way.

We all crave meaning. We all seek it in one way or another. The book of Ecclesiastes is an entire study on humankind’s unending search for meaning. One of the constants of the universe seems to be that we never find meaning when we are only looking out for, or at, ourselves. Each of the Millers has experienced the truth of Ecclesiastes 2:22-23 in their own life but, at first, none of them know where else they ought to look.

The Bible makes it pretty clear that we were designed for community, for relationship, both with God (Mark 12:30-31 and Acts 17:27) and with others (Ecclesiastes 4:7-12), our families in particular (Genesis 2:18 and Psalm 127:3). This is a message that “We’re The Millers” doesn’t simply connect with; it’s a message it knocks out of the park in a big way. Sadly, God never enters the equation onscreen, but His fingerprints can be seen all over the beautiful family dynamics He designed.

Conclusion: In the end, “We’re The Millers” is a lot like the members of its fictional family: a crass, emotionally-wounded, rough-edged outlier with a heart of gold buried underneath a tough exterior. It’s not a particularly fresh story beat, but it’s tried and true, and the film wrings it for all it’s worth. We are treated to a few laughs and a couple of lessons about the undying value and importance of a committed family unit, even (and especially) a dysfunctional, committed family unit. Justice is (mostly) served in the end, and each of the “Millers” eventually comes to the realization that what they have in each other is far more valuable than any material gain. It’s just too bad that those positive gleanings are buried deep inside two metric tons of weed, sensual imagery, and crass, juvenile humor.

Violence: Moderate / Profanity: Extreme / Sex/Nudity: Heavy

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Viewer CommentsSend your comments
Positive
Positive—Yes, the movie was crude. But it had a lot of laughs, some genuinely sweet moments, as well as some intense moments. The acting was great, and the story original. If you liked the “Hangover” movies, or enjoyed Jason Sudekis in “Horrible Bosses” I definitely recommend “We’re the Millers.”
My Ratings: Moral rating: Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 3½
—Nicholas Angel, age 33 (USA)
Negative
Negative—I went with a friend to see this movie. We knew it was about drug smuggling and that Jennifer Aniston was a stripper in the movie. This should have been enough to not see this movie! Guess you should always go with your instincts, but we wanted to see a comedy. This movie has absolutely no morals in it whatsoever. The language is absolutely atrocious. The F-bomb is used constantly, and GD and other words are also used. Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse it does.

There is a scene where it shows the “son’s” scrotum, a scene where the couples are talking about “swinging,” and there is actual same sex touching. This is just the tip of the iceberg. I am embarrassed to even say that I saw it. I don’t even know why we stayed except that we kept hoping it would get better.

For the most part the acting was ok, Jennifer is a good actress, but can’t get past the disgusting parts. Sad that she stooped to this level. She has so much more talent than this. Extremely disappointed in the lack of morals in this movie and the waste of time and money. Sad that this is acceptable entertainment in the world today.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Extremely Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 2
—Lisa, age 45 (USA)
Negative—The movie was disgusting. I wanted to laugh, but how can I think it’s funny that we are watching a man try to convince his “kid” that he needs to give the Mexican cop a blow job. How perverted is this!?! And lines such as anal sex being a great birth control. If our audiences are thinking the way to get a good laugh is to draw a picture that looks like a black dick with balls—then your pretty desperate for humor in your life. I’m disappointed that Jennifer Aniston has cheapened herself with the last couple of movies, but especially this one.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Extremely Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 1½
—Mary Listern, age 60 (USA)
Negative—I was very disappointed to see Jennifer Aniston is such a low-brow, crude movie that used the lowest level of what passes for humor these days. My friend and I went to the movie expecting to enjoy a few laughs but had to leave about ⅔ through after sitting through numerous “f” bombs, vulgar sexual innuendo and a catalog of sexual situations that actually made me feel a little sick.

If this is what passes for mainstream adult humor coming out of Hollywood, they are indeed operating at a new low. I am thoroughly saddened that our youth are exposed to such a range of offensive language and behavior, and they think it is funny.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Extremely Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 3
—Sonja, age 65 (USA)
Comments from non-viewers
Negative—The concept of the movie is funny (a bunch of unrelated people come together and pretend to be a family), but the movie itself doesn’t seem funny at all. I can tell by the previews that there’s one inappropriate scene after another. I think it’s crazy how this movie is being promoted so much by the media, like it’s the funniest thing to ever hit the big screen, and then what’s depressing is how people will actually pay money to see it. The movie theater costs too much nowadays to go out and see something that’s trashy and has no purpose. I’d rather spend my money on something more beneficial. My advice is to skip this one. Getting through all of the sexual and awkward scenes for a few laughs just isn’t worth it.
—T., age 20 (USA)

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