![]() JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Reviewed by: Marcus Mann STAFF WRITER
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Phil Hartman, Sinbad, Rita Wilson, James Belushi, Robert Conrad. Director: Brian Levant Most of us have experienced the negative side-effects of shopping for Christmas gifts. From the parking-lot to the cash register, gift giving can become dangerously competitive. If the thought of shopping for the perfect present brings on a cold sweat, then you will be able to empathize with Arnold Schwarzenegger 's latest movie, Jingle All The Way. Schwarzenegger plays a workaholic father (Howard Langston) who can't find time for his family. The Christmas season seems to be his best chance to redeem himself, so he promises to buy his son the popular "Turbo Man" action figure. Little does he realize how difficult a task this will be. Finding one of these action figures brings out the worst in everyone, thus establishing a "take no prisoners", "search and destroy" mentality in holiday shopping. Along the way, Howard meets his strongest competitor, Myron Larabee (played by Sinbad), a stressed-out postal worker who is every bit as determined as Howard to find Turbo Man. This popular film has been advertised as a Christmas movie for the entire family, but it is not. Although there are some humorous parts, it is littered with obscenities, alcohol consumption, and sexual innuendo. One particularly disturbing aspect of the plot concerns the part played by Phil Hartman (Ted Maltit), the divorced neighbor who tries to seduce all of the married wives in their community. This aspect of the movie was not essential to the plot and produced much of the inappropriate material. Probably the most disturbing aspect, however, is that the film does little to try to combat the commercial nature of Christmas, never alluding to the importance of Christ (or even love) for a meaningful holiday. Don't waste your time or money on this film. If you would like to see a great Christmas movie for the entire family, purchase one of the episodes from the popular VEGGIE TALES video series -- The Toy that Saved Christmas. Year of Release — 1996 [ If our reviews have been helpful to you, please prayerfully consider a donation to help pay the expenses for making this service available to you and your family! Donations are tax-deductible. ] ![]()
“Jingle all the Way” is hardly a movie for the entire family. Arnold plays a workaholic who tries to buy his son's love with a toy. This movie doesn't insult the commercialization of Christmas. In fact, it encourages it. At the end, Arnold gets his son a Turbo Man, and they love each other. But the director's didn't mention that Arnold's son didn't love him; he just liked the
toy. You can't by a child's love by giving him material things. You need time for that. I agree with what most people said above. I wanted to stress the very poor portrayal of fathers. Arnold's character has it in his head that it is okay to lie to your wife (yes, I got the TurboMan but left it at the office) and that buying 'things' for the family can make up for missed events. How far from the Truth can you get! I won't mention the neighbor, Ted, who set a bad fatherly example also. Keep pointing people to God so that they can read the Bible and learn how to be a Godly father. |