Vacancy
for brutal violence and terror, brief nudity and language.
Reviewed by: Chris Sosa
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| Moral Rating: | Extremely Offensive |
| Moviemaking Quality: |
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| Primary Audience: | Adults Teens |
| Genre: | Horror Suspense-Thriller |
| Length: | 1 hr. 25. min. |
| Year of Release: | 2007 |
| USA Release: |
April 20, 2007 (wide) |
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| Featuring | Luke Wilson, Kate Beckinsale, Frank Whaley, Andrew Fiscella, Dale Waddington Horowitz |
| Director |
Nimrod Antal |
| Producer | Brian Paschal, Stacy Cramer, Hal Lieberman |
| Distributor |
 Screen Gems, a division of Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group, owned by Sony Pictures Entertainment |
Let me begin by saying that this review will be brief, as “Vacancy” contains little to no plot and has nothing of value to discuss.
The plot revolves around a couple experiencing severe marital problems. They have recently lost their only child, and are now stranded in the middle of nowhere. To make matters worse, after swerving to avoid an animal in the middle of the road, it seems that their car is experiencing problems. After stopping at a nearby gas station, they are assured by the friendly owner that they will be able to make it to their destination without any serious car problems. However, this does not seem to be the case as their car breaks down a little ways down the road. They walk to a local motel, and after registering for a room, they decide to get some rest. So of course they watch the video on top of the TV, and as horror movies such as “Vacancy” go, it turns out to be a snuff video. And not just any snuff video… This video was filmed in the same room in which the couple is staying…
As far as violent content, this movie is brutal. While not as incredibly gory as many recent horror films, this film revels in realistic brutality. Stabbing and heartless murder are at the center of this twisted story. To be honest, brutal gore would probably be preferable in the eyes of many to the cold-blooded realist murders of “Vacancy.”
Sexual content is very tame for a horror film, as only a comment or two are even made. However, there is one scene contained in a snuff video of a topless woman being murdered. The woman may have possibly been revealing more, but it was difficult to tell, as the camera was very frantic.
Language is pretty average, maybe a little below average. There is quite a bit of strong language, but it is certainly not the most worrisome element of this film. However, it is pretty strong, with numerous uses of the strongest language, and many uses of moderate language.
Christians looking for something of value in this movie will find absolutely nothing. This movie is nothing more than an excuse for an audience to watch a vicious bloodbath, so searching for any moral of love, redemption, or the like would be a complete waste of time. While one can pull some moral out of nearly any movie, this isn’t one of them.
So in closing, just skip this movie. It’s dull, stupid, and utterly worthless. Horror films can be excellent escapist entertainment, and can even have redemptive values, but this is not one of them. I spent most of the time checking my cell-phone clock to see how much longer I’d have to sit through this bore.
Violence: Extreme / Profanity: Heavy / Sex/Nudity: Heavy
The couple find out, by watching a video in their room, that the killings they are viewing had actually taken place in their room and that the people are actually being murdered. The husband starts to look around and finds cameras planted through out the room. Once they begin to realize these things, the killers start their fear tactics and the movie quickly becomes a desperate, fearful, traumatic event of the couple trying to escape and survive. While they are trying to survive, you sit on the edge of your seat wanting the couple to live and make it out of there and very much wanting the hotel manager and his creepy killers to be caught. In one scene, they end up in the hotels managers office and there are hundreds of videos lining the wall, his cameras are all set up viewing the room that the couple had been in which you can see on the hotel monitors. it was very disturbing.
The end was what one would hope would happen to the creepiest of creepy people. This movie had no biblical anything, only survival in a very sick situation. The most scary part about this movie, is to think that any human being could possibly do the things to people that the hotel manager and his sick helpers were doing to people.
Very Offensive / 3½
Offensive / 3½
The movie starts out like it is going to be a good suspense, but there is almost no suspense, the movie is very predictable, and you end up just waiting for it to end, not wondering how it will.
From a christian standpoint, I think there is no point to see the movie. There is no point in watching a movie that isn’t good, but that is filled with violence and all that. All in all though, I think there was only one quick scene of nudity, and minimal swearing compared to most these days. The violence was pretty extreme, not as bad as a gore movie, but more than you would expect from a suspence. Not worth the time, or the money in my opinion.
Offensive / 3
Offensive / 3
Having said that, I enoyed “Vacancy” for what it’s worth—a suspenseful serial killer flick. *Spoiler ahead* The nature of the realistic violence will make you think (at least it made me think) the couple won’t make it out alive. I really believed that. The whole movie is devoted to keeping you tensed up, wondering if and when the protagonists are gonna bite the bullet. From the get-go, their plight continuously worsens, and by the end, I really thought all hope was lost, especially after Luke Wilson takes a knife to the gut. It was right about this time I found myself shouting at the theater screen, telling Kate Beckingsale what to do. Yes, it was goofy of me, but I was that involved. *end Spoiler*
A few positive notes about the content. As BEST as I can recall it, the language is heavy in the beginning, but it’s not entirely gratuitous, and then it eventually wanes and becomes altogether less frequent. Again, that’s to the best of my memory. I say it’s not too gratuitous in the start of the film because the beginning setup is a couple on the brink of divorce traveling on a dark and windy road well past midnight. The wife is irritable and consequently so is the husband. They exchange some colorful dialogue because let’s face it, they’re having a bad day. I have bad days. Admittedly, a number of not-so-uplifting words slip out under my breath when I have bad days. Point is I can understand the usage or inclusion of harsh language, even in the later parts of the film. Come on! Our favorite couple is hanging on for dear life! They’re bound to scream out a few curse words when they’re scared senseless! Having said all this, using the Lord’s name in vain is always uncalled for, and I still can’t figure out why filmmakers feel obliged to include it—“Vacancy,” regrettably, is no exception. On a different, but related “content” note, there is no sex nor crude humor. The violence is not gory, and neither is it frequent. Brutal, yes. Realistic? Yes. But it is to be expected in a movie of this genre; thankfully it’s not served up in copious amounts.
Lastly, I want to mention the short runtime is not a problem. The 80-some-odd minutes “Vacancy” boasts is just perfect. Nothing is overdone or omitted. It’s a simple story, using essentially one location and relatively few characters. I didn’t expect any twists or turns going into the theater and I was not given any. Simple is good. Suspenseful is good, especially sans campiness. For all these reasons and more, I give “Vacancy” (you guessed) 'two thumbs up.'
My Ratings: Offensive / 4½