Reviewed by: Alexander Malsan
Miles Teller … David Packouz
Bradley Cooper … Omar
Jonah Hill … Efraim Diveroli
Ana de Armas … Iz
Valentina Lucia Faltoni … Waitress
Dan Bilzerian … Himself
Ashley Spillers … Rosens Wife
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|Director:||Todd Phillips—“The Hangover” 1-3, “School for Scoundrels,” “Old School,” “Starsky and Hutch”|
Green Hat Films
The Mark Gordon Company
David Packouz (Miles Teller) hasn’t had the best of luck lately, especially in the work force. Working as a traveling masseuse in various rich neighborhoods is not making ends meet for him and his girlfriend, Iz; neither has working a second job as a nursing home linens salesman. To top it all off, Iz tells David that he’s about to become a father.
As luck would have it, while attending a funeral for one of his classmates, his best friend, Efraim Diveroli (Jonah Hill), is in town. Efraim confides in David that while he has been out of the region he has acquired great wealth. How? By means of bidding on military contracts and selling weapons to the U.S. military, through his own corporation AEY. Efraim offers David the chance to learn the trade, which in turn will allow David to go from “rags to riches.” Knowing he can’t support his family in his current field, David agrees to go into the international arms dealing business with Efraim.
Sure enough, it pays (pun intended) off. But it’s only a matter of time before the methods involved with accumulating that wealth catch up with David and Efraim… for better or for worse.
Clocking in at almost 2 hours in length, “War Dogs,” in my opinion, avoids dragging its pace. What really help is the strong chemistry between its two leads. Jonah Hill and Miles Teller balance each other out beautifully. However, it is Jonah Hill I found the most impressive. Mr. Hill has not done many films like this; for the most part, it film takes the subject rather seriously, rather than comedic. It is because of these two leads, though, that I found enjoyment with a film that is generally not a genre I often view.
Perhaps I had hoped for more comedic moments in “War Dogs.” Because of Jonah Hill’s comedic history (as well as that of Miles Teller), it could easily have been utilized more, which would have strengthened the character development between Efraim and David.
Please be aware this next section contains explicit sexual content and dialog. Viewer discretion is advised.
Language: Let’s start off with language. The f-bomb is thrown at least 135+ times, and includes the terms “bang” and “laid.” Likewise, the words “c*ck”, “c*ck-sucker,” and “d*ck” are used several times, plus sh*t (49), a** (3), and “a**-hole” (1). Profanity includes OMG (5), “swear to G*d” (1), and “h*ll” (1).
Sex/Nudity: This content is extreme and incredibly inappropriate. Sexual dialog includes, but is not limited to: Efraim telling David he’s had sex with David’s mom, a couple males telling David he “j*rks off people for money” (this is heard several times throughout the film, dialog involving prostitution, references to male genitalia, and references to sexual acts. In the beginning, while David is massaging a male client (and not looking), the client, while face down on the table, takes off his towel, exposing his bare buttocks to the camera. Other scenes include: Iz in revealing lingerie, passionate kissing (one involving a sexual scene that is cut off) between David and Iz, David and Efraim partying at a strip club (female dancers in revealing bras and panties), and women are seen in bikinis.
Drug/Alcohol Content: Ephraim and David are seen in multiple scenes inhaling marijuana. One character is seen smoking cigarettes.
Violence: Violence includes a bar fight scene between Efraim and the boyfriend of a woman Efraim is “hitting on.” A man is taken out to a car, punched and has a gun pointed at his head. In another scene, a man is beaten severely. There is a violent chase scene involving armed Iraqi men and scenes involving dead bodies and blood.
Money is a necessity of life for most… plain and as simple. And yet, in peoples’ quest for wealth, many never seem to have enough of it. If they have plenty, they require more, and when their wealth fades, so does their apparent state of happiness—although money can never bring true happiness. In a world full of materialism, whether it be 2000 years ago or the present, Jesus warns us of the dangers associated with greed and the love of wealth, which leads to destruction:
“For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also” —Matthew 6:21
And in other parts of Scripture:
“…If you want to be perfect go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come and follow me. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth. Then Jesus said to his disciples, ‘Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven.’” –Matthew 19:21-23
Our wealth, our fulfillment, MUST be in Jesus. Nothing else matters! He reminds us that this world will wither; its materials will wither, as well. But the Lord IS forever, the One we can rely on to stay strong and provide the fulfillment we seek.
“For I have learned to be content, whatever the circumstances may be. I know now how to live when things are difficult, and I know how to live when things are prosperous. In general and in particular, I have learned the secret of eating well or going hungry, of facing either plenty of poverty. I am ready for anything through the strength of the One who lives within me.” —Philippians 4:11-13
With all that “War Dogs” has going for it, cinematically, it is a shame there is such an abhorrent amount of objectionable material. I cannot, in good conscience, recommend “War Dogs” for viewing.
Violence: Heavy / Profanity: Extreme / Sex/Nudity: Extreme
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