Blockers
also known as “No me las toquen,” “#SexPact,” “Der Sex Pakt,” “Kazišuci,”
See more »“Ne z mojo hcerko” (not with my daughter), “Não Vai Dar,” “Os Empatas,” “Seksui ne!,” “Straznicy cnoty” (guards of virtue) «Szűzőrség” (virgin guards) “Секс на куково лято», «Секса не будет!!!»
MPA Rating:
for crude and sexual content, and language throughout, drug content, teen partying, and some graphic nudity.
Moral Rating: |
Extremely Offensive
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Moviemaking Quality: |
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Primary Audience: |
Adults
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Genre: |
Comedy
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Length: |
1 hr. 42 min.
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Year of Release: |
2018
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USA Release: |
March 10, 2018 (festival)
April 6, 2018 (wide—3,379 theaters)
DVD: July 3, 2018
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Relevant Issues
What does it mean to be LASCIVIOUS? Answer
What is SEXUAL IMMORALITY? Answer
CONSEQUENCES—What are the consequences of sexual immorality? Answer
SEXUAL LUST—Why does God strongly warn us about it? Answer
THE FEAR OF THE LORD— What is it? Is it important? Answer
PURITY—Should I save sex for marriage? Answer
TEMPTATIONS—How can I deal with temptations? Answer
How far is too far? What are the guidelines for dating relationships? Answer
GAY—What’s wrong with being Gay? Answer
What about Gays needs to change? Answer
Learn how to make your love the best it can be. Christian answers to questions about sex, marriage, sexual addictions, and more. Valuable resources for Christian couples, singles and pastors.
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drunkenness
What is SIN AND WICKEDNESS? Is it just “bad people” that are sinners, or are YOU a sinner? Answer
Featuring |
Leslie Mann … Lisa Decker—single mother who’s daughter was born out of wedlock
Kathryn Newton … Julie Decker, Lisa’s daughter
Graham Phillips … Austin—Julie’s boyfriend
Ike Barinholtz … Hunter—absent father, divorced adulterer, porn watcher, with Lesbian daughter
June Diane Raphael … Brenda—Hunter’s ex-wife
Gideon Adlon … Sam—Hunter and Brenda’s daughter who is secretly a Lesbian
Jimmy Bellinger … Chad—Sam’s prom date
Ramona Young … Angelica—Sam’s openly Lesbian crush
John Cena … Mitchell
Sarayu Blue … Marcie—Mitchell’s wife
Geraldine Viswanathan … Kayla—Mitchell and Marcie’s daughter who wants to lose her virginity and have drugs and alcohol, ASAP
Miles Robbins … Connor—Kayla’s prom date
Gary Cole … Ron—Austin’s father and Cathy’s husband
Gina Gershon … Cathy—Ron’s wife and Austin’s mother
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Colton Dunn … Rudy—limo driver
T.C. Carter … Jayden
Hannibal Buress … Frank
Jake Picking … Kyler
Rhoda Griffis … Art Teacher
Hannah Russell … High School Student
Fatimah Hassan … Soccer Coach / Parent
Emalie Noel … Party Goer
Connor Murdock … High School Student
Lexston Bearss … High School Student / Prom Guy
Anniston Almond … Julie at 5
Jill Jane Clements … Softball Coach
BreeAnna Marie … Prom Goer
Noor Anna Maher … Kayla at 5
Madelyn Glover … Girl Scout
Audrey Casson … Julie Age 12
Michael David Yuhl … Bartender
Kathryn Lim … Girl in Lobby
Marquis Magwood … Party Goer
Rae Jordan … Party Attendee
Kaylynn Gardner … Soccer Player
Victoria Hall … Prom Girl
Cindy Farrell … High School Student
Ella Myers … Highschool Student
Amelia Oswald … Julie at 12
Chad Sanborn … Magician
Mallory Kidwell … Prom Teen / Student / Prom Dancer / Kissing Couple
Andrew Lopez … Jake Donahue
Hannah Goergen … Sam at 5
Jared Sawyer Jr. … High School Student
Isaac Tillman … High School Student / Prom Guy
Patti Schellhaas … Prom Chaperone
Kimberly Shires … Rooftop Bar Waitress
Sophia-Rayne … Elementary Girl
John Merical … Neighbor
Bobby Akers … Prom Student
Jordan Olivia Howell … Meth Girl
Harlon Miller … Bartender
Addisohn Jones … Party Goer
Bethany Kasulas … Satanic Ritualist
Sierra Nicole Krug … High School Student
Quandae Stewart … Rooftop Partier
Tess Reboucas … High School Student
Aubree McGuire … Young Julie
Zachary Forsythe … Kylers Posse
Marvin E. West … School Faculty
Cooper Hines … Moon Guy
Thomas Mark Higgins … Hotel Guest
Dylan Webb … PreProm House Guest
Lindsey Clute … Softball Team / High School Student
Christine Albright … Prom / Party Goer
Corey Creque … PreProm House Guest
Zhane' Amari … Pary Goer
Katerina Townsend … Prom Girl
Rachel Mendieta … Party Goer
Monica Mathis … Prom Girl / Party Goer
Alex Mitchell … High School Student
Amy Chandler … Woman at party
Peyton Joyce … High School Student
Paul Costley … Party Attendee
Darius Redmon … Party Attendee
Milana Alrayes … Kayla at 9
Anjal Manesh Jain … Kayla at 12
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Director |
Kay Cannon
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Producer |
Seth Rogen (“This Is the End”)
Chris Cowles
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Joseph Amaral (“ Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay”)
Josh Fagen
Chris Fenton
Evan Goldberg
Kyle Hunter
Jon Hurwitz
Nathan Kahane
Kelli Konop
Jonathan McCoy
Hayden Schlossberg
Ariel Shaffir
David Stassen
James Weaver
Point Grey Pictures
DMG Entertainment
Good Universe
Hurwitz and Schlossberg Productions
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Distributor |
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Worldly parents trying to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night
Here’s what the distributor says about their film: “When three parents stumble upon their daughters’ pact to lose their virginity at prom, they launch a covert one-night operation to stop the teens from sealing the deal. Leslie Mann (‘The Other Woman,’ ‘This Is 40’), Ike Barinholtz (‘Neighbors,’ ‘Suicide Squad’) and John Cena (‘Trainwreck,’ ‘Sisters’) star in ‘Blockers,’ the directorial debut of Kay Cannon (writer of the ‘Pitch Perfect’ series).”
NOTE: The title is short for “C*ck Blockers.” We assume the distributor decided that title was too vulgar for advertising purposes. Notice, however, that a rooster (or cock) is shown before the word “Blockers”—affirming the full title.
- Violence: Minimal
- Profane language: “Oh my f***ing G*d,” “J*sus Chr*st” (2), “J*sus” (2), “G*d d*mn” (2), “I swear to Chr*st,” “Oh my G*d” (12+), “Oh G*d” (2), “G*d,” “d*mn,” “H*ll”
- Vulgar/Crude language: “I'm going to lose my G*d-d*mn virginity!”, “mother-f***…” (5), other f-words (60+), “p*nis,” “c*ck,” “d*ck,” “b*lls,” “bl*wjobs,” “c*m,” “p*ssy,” “m*ff,” “Let’s b*ne,” “b**bs,” “a**hole” (3), “a**” (2), s-words (20+), “b*tch”
- Nudity: Extreme
- Sex: Extreme
- Alcohol and drug use: Very Heavy
See list of Relevant Issues—questions-and-answers.
Comments from non-viewers
Secular Movie Critics
What's even more filthsome is that this movie, like basically every “coming-of-age” movie coming from Liberal Town—AKA Hollywood, is most likely going to end with the parents’ shallowly giving in and allowing their kids to go off and “follow their hearts,” spreading the message that it's okay for parents to let their kids go out and intentionally make foolish decisions and have a sexual hayday with as many people as they want because they're young and naive and they feel like it.
I wouldn’t take a chance on this movie.
My Ratings: Moral rating: / Moviemaking quality: