Armageddon
for sci-fi disaster action, sensuality and brief language.
Reviewed by: Kyle Suggs
CONTRIBUTOR
| Moral Rating: | Very Offensive |
| Moviemaking Quality: |
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| Primary Audience: | Teens Adults |
| Genre: | Sci-Fi Action Adventure |
| Length: | 2 hr. 31 min. |
| Year of Release: | 1998 |
| USA Release: |
July 1, 1998 |
| Featuring |
Bruce Willis … Harry S. Stamper Billy Bob Thornton … Dan Truman Ben Affleck … A.J. Frost Liv Tyler … Grace Stamper Will Patton … Chick Steve Buscemi … Rockhound William Fichtner … Colonel Willie Sharp Owen Wilson … Oscar Michael Clarke Duncan … Bear Peter Stormare … Lev Andropov Charlton Heston … Narration by See all » |
| Director |
Michael Bay |
| Producer |
Michael Bay Jerry Bruckheimer Gale Anne Hurd Touchstone Pictures Jerry Bruckheimer Films Valhalla Motion Pictures |
| Distributor |
The comparisons between “Deep Impact” (the other summer meteor movie) and “Armageddon” will seem endless. It will be said “Deep Impact” is a deeply emotional drama that deals mainly with mankind’s acceptance of worldwide destruction, while “Armageddon” is a big budget, sci-fi thriller that documents the NASA mission that will attempt to destroy the approaching celestial danger. Which one is better? You had to ask…
The movie begins with an unsuspecting town (namely New York City) that is bombarded by a meteor shower. This event, which takes out a large portion of the city, (including the Empire State Building) sets off an alert at NASA announcing that an asteroid the size of Texas is headed on a collision-course with Earth. This “global killer” will end all life on Earth (yes, even the roaches). With only 18 days before impact, the most probable solution is to launch a team that will land on the impeding rock, drill a 800-foot-deep hole, drop in a nuke, and get out ASAP (preferably, before it blows). For this job, NASA and the world must rely on the finest of rock diggers. Enter Harry S. Stamper (Bruce Willis) and his world-renowned oil drilling crew.
A.J. Frost (Ben Affleck) is Harry’s second-in-command, and romantically involved with Harry’s daughter, Grace (Liv Tyler). Grace has been by her father’s side on oil riggers most of her life. Besides this love triangle and the state-sized rock, “Armageddon” has very little story. Instead, the audience gets a double dose of special effects, sound, one-liners and testosterone. From the opening scenes to the final 45 minutes there is very little suspense. Campy dialogue, a sappy romance, and a crash course of space exploration tolerance by a bunch of shallow characters fill this void.
So what is good about this film? For starters, director Michael Bay (“Bad Boys,” “The Rock”) does an excellent job with action sequence directing. Billy Bob Thornton’s character, Dan Truman, is very convincing as the project flight director. In fact, this character is the one that most viewers will feel and pull for. Rockhound, the pervert who happens to be a scientific genius, (Steve Buscemi) supplies good and much needed comic relief throughout this flick.
Combine all this with outstanding special effects, editing, and sets and you will quickly realize that this movie is exactly what these new, state-of-the-art movie theaters were designed for.
From a Christian standpoint, I have a few gripes. Firstly, “Armageddon” is not the end of the world. The Bible teaches that Armageddon is the site of a great battle that, shortly after its finale, will usher in the glorious second appearing of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Secondly, the film states the Earth is millions of years old and that an asteroid killed the dinosaurs. The myth of Evolution is presented as scientific fact and is in strict conflict with the Bible (Genesis 1). Creation science points to the flood (as in Noah) and global warming as a more likely cause of the dinosaur’s demise. (One great book dealing with this question is The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Bible.)
Finally, there is swearing (including the misuse of the Lord’s name), adult situations, pre-martial sex (implied), and massive death. [Editor’s note: be sure to read the comments below regarding the sexual material.]
“Armageddon” has all of the action, eye, and ear candy that “Deep Impact” lacks. However, “Deep Impact” supplies drama and real characters with real emotions that “Armageddon” bypasses. Let’s end the argument and call it a draw. It is just too bad we cannot merge the two. Then again, a third movie may not be wise either.
Alternate student review
Reviewed by: Temah Kern (guest reviewer)
Hollywood or God’s Word?
“Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God, or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God… Then they gathered the kings together to the place that in Hebrew is called Armageddon.” —2 Thess. 2:3-4; Revelation 16:16
The Bible talks about the end of the world as we know it numerous times starting in the early Old Testament and on to the end of Revelation, never once contradicting itself or changing the story in a way that will confuse the reader what is to come in the future—it is pointblank. The Bible clearly lays out what Armageddon is and how God’s people are to react to it; however, in 1998 the movie industry has not only twisted the Biblical prophecy of this final battle, but it also blasphemes God through strong humanistic implications that humans alone can save the world from destruction, whether it is God’s plan or not.
From the first words of “Armageddon” it is obvious that this story is not told for Christian viewers. We hear about how the Earth was formed millions of years ago and how during that progressive evolution a meteor six miles in diameter crashed into the Earth, killing off the dinosaurs. Once again we see an example of how the theory of evolution is being slung at us whether we like it or not. Evolution and Christianity cannot coexist in a believer; the believer must choose (See Exodus 20:11, Job 40:15-19, Genesis chapters 1 and 2, and many more).
Even if we were able to endure the offensiveness of the evolution that is presented throughout the movie, the knowledgeable Christian will soon be appalled by yet another infraction. Another asteroid is going to crash into the Earth. It is compared to Armageddon in the Bible but is sadly misinterpreted. God never says that Armageddon is the end of the world; instead He explains how it will be the final bloody war between good and evil at the end of the Tribulation period. The victory of good will then usher in the millennia where Christ is the King over all of the heavens and the Earth. Then will come Judgment Day and the end of all evil in the world.
The movie is insulting all Christians by saying that the asteroid is an act of God, but someone has to stop it. So whom do they choose? A combination of NASA officials and a drilling team. They are going to the asteroid to conquer it, and they only have 18 days.
As soon as this story line is laid out, the idea of saving mankind by means of force over God is inevitable. The Bible teaches that all of us sin, that only through Christ’s life, death, and resurrection can any human overcome that sin, and we must turn to God because in His wisdom we can be sure that our future is secure; however, the movie “Armageddon” does not even mention the fact that only Christ can truly save us. Granted, the movie did mention praying a few times, but James warns people of the danger of only believing in one God and not acting on that faith by confessing that Jesus Christ is Lord and following His commands (James 2:19).
The entire overtone of the movie was to change what God had proclaimed will happen, to defeat what God has set into motion. This theme of humans defeating God’s plan is carried on to an even deeper level that Christians sometimes over look. Some ungodly principals have been so ingrained into our society that sometimes we don’t even consider them a factor. However, such things as rebellion, disrespect for parents, parental guidance (or the lack thereof), bad language (including the Lord’s name in vain), and premarital sex are especially offensive in this movie because of its already revolting overtone.
God strongly speaks out against such behaviors in the Bible and encourages us not to submit to them either. (Proverbs 22:6, Ephesians 6:1, James 3:9-12, Exodus 20:7, I Thessalonians 4:3-7, Galatians 5:19-21, and many other places throughout God’s word).
Throughout the course of this movie these practices, along with many others, are not only considered to be acceptable, but they are actually promoted. As Christians we should cringe at this because we know that God condemns them. This negative undertone enhances the humanistic overtone that ruins all chances of enjoying this film.
“The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with the work of Satan displayed in all kinds of counterfeit miracles, signs and wonders, and in every sort of evil that deceives those who are perishing… They are spirits of demons performing miraculous signs, and they go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them for the battle on the great day of God Almighty… in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires… By the same word the present heavens and Earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men” —2 Thess. 2:5-9; Revelation 16:14; 2 Peter 3:3, 7
God has explained for us how we are to live today and what will happen tomorrow. The movie “Armageddon” takes God’s word out of context while it coveys ungodly principles and ideas for the correct way to live; Christians need to recognize these factors and bring them into the light while not only shunning them, but also using them to discredit sin and bring glory to God:
“We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. We also know that law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious; for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, for adulterers and perverts, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine that conforms to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me” —I Timothy 1:8-11
In the movie the president makes a speech and one thing really hit me hard. The president said that our technology could overcome “the end of the world.” First let’s get one thing straight, God was the creator and HE WILL BE THE OMEGA! Besides this remark, there was profanity, pre-marital sex scenes, and the Lord’s name was taken in vain many times. Also they made evolution seem like a fact right-off-the bat with the extinction theory of dinosaurs. All in all I enjoyed the movie, with its action packed, non-stop, nail-biting action!
I’m glad I went to see the film “Armageddon” a few nights ago at my local cineplex. I took my girls, age 10 and 12. It was a historic moment in the history of cinema: I believe Armageddon has replaced “Plan 9 From Outer Space” as perhaps the worst movie ever made. First, from a Christian perspective, I had to cover my kids eyes for just about every second of any form of male-female interaction depicted on the screen. Watch this movie, and you’d believe a prerequisite for heroism is to be a drunken, perverted lout. Spare me. By the end of the movie, I was cheering for the asteroid to flatten Earth—and I was certainly cheering for the moronic chartacters to bite the dust. Trust me, I was disappointed that any of them actually lived.
This movie was BAD, and the time and money better spent watching reruns of Lost in Space episodes, which in contrast to Amageddon, actually had some realism to the space/technology. This movie is stupid and an embarrasment. I did get quite a few laughs near the end, when there was a lame attempt at sentimentality. I really resented the maudlin use of patriotic images, which appeared to be spliced in just as war footage was spliced in to Plan 9 by its director, Ed Wood, who’d picked them up from the cutting room floor.
Realism wise, this film lacked any attempt at it. I mean we all know that if meteorites hit Earth they’re unlikely to hit only cities. And we know that space shuttles don’t fly like Star Wars vehicles. And we know that gravity doesn’t go one way one minute while sending someone the other way the next. And we know there’s no grass growing on an asteroid. (In one scene you could clearly see grass in the film, from wherever they filmed this. Seeing the grass reminded my of an Ed Wood filmmaking gem.
Finally, did anyone notice the several references to prayer? Did anyone notice the willingness of a Father giving his life for his future son-in-law? Did anyone notice how willingly a team of men decided to try to save the world even though their chances were astronomically small? I thought the movie was entertaining, and had some social redeeming value. I would recommend it to the members of my youth group.
…You say that there are sexual situation in the movie, but you didn’t mention the scene where Liv Tyler’s shirt is wide open, exposing her chest through a see-through bra. On top of this, her boyfriend uses an animal cracker to play with her nipples. I found this to be revolting, not to mention that I would never allow 13 year-olds to see this, let alone 18 year olds. I don’t feel that you informed the readers to how much skin is seen in this movie.
On top of the scene mentioned before, there is also the scene at the smut joint. I saw more skin in this movie than I would see in a rated-R flick! However, your comments about the special effects were right on!
I agree with the comments regarding Biblical inaccuracies and treating evolution as fact. From a technical standpoint, the film is pure dreamworld. I can’t take the time to comment on all the things that were wrong with it technically (probably can’t even remember all of them), but here’s a few.
It is impossible to prepare and launch a Space Shuttle in 18 days. There is only one Shuttle launch pad at KSC. There are no plans to build a second one.
There is no capability to store rocket fuel on the Mir Space Station. The external fuel tank on the Shuttle does not separate from the Orbiter for approximately six minutes after the Solid Rocket Boosters separate.
Even if there was fuel (Liquid Hydrogen and Liquid Oxygen) on Mir, it couldn’t be transferred to the Orbiter because it has no fuel tanks. The “Armageddon” shuttle landed on the asteroid using skids. The Orbiter landing gear takes up all the available space beneath the Orbiter. There is no place to stow skids.
The Orbiter on the asteroid was hit numerous times with apparent terrific force. The real Orbiter could not possible have survived those impacts.
The “Armageddon” Orbiter had no thermal tiles on its outer surface to protect in during Earth re-entry. Even if they were there, they are subject to damage even from rain drops, and would have been demolished by the impacts from flying debris on the asteroid.
I’m surprised that NASA would even allow their name to be mentioned in the movie. I also saw “Deep Impact” and consider it head and shoulders above “Armageddon”.
We made Armageddon a family movie outing with our Four Sons aged 18, 16, 13, and 11. But from the opening scene of pre-marital sex I was ready to pull the plug—the shot-gun totting Dad though gave some redemption to my $30 recreational investment!
We were pleased with the graphics and suspense but the pervert’s comments were not necessary. Then came the Animal Crackers—one more eighth of an inch with the roving Animal Cracker on the exposed bosom and and under pants top edge and we were going to be history!! But… we stayed and watched and had some fun.
Though on the drive home from the theater I had to confess to my sons the embarassment I felt that as their “Parental Unit” this Sci-Fi flick should have been avoided with the afore mentioned sexual conatations not only for their sake but this 42 year old happily married male’s sake as well—Why do they have to do that?
I was truly disappointed in this film. First of all, there was nothing brief about the language. It was through the entire movie. And pretty raunchy at times. Second, it was a imitation of Deep Impact, which I thought, was the better movie. And third, didn’t have anything to do with the real Armageddon in the Word of God. Don’t waste your time with this one. I wish I hadn't.
Although “Armageddon” is an edge-of-your-seat-type thriller, it could not be more in conflict to God’s Word. From the beginning of the movie, the characters curse God (the profanity is very offensive), yet when they are in trouble they call in Him repeatedly. What arrogance, however, for men to assume that through technology they can avert “the end of the world” if God wills it. This is man’s pride at its worst (but it is the pride we see rampant in America today).
I enjoyed Armageddon for its special effects, daredevil characters and insights (however shallow) on facing death and total human destruction. When characters face these things they can either “eat, drink, and be merry,” or they can do something. These guys do something. They take all their strengths and weaknesses into outerspace and try to save the planet.
I enjoyed the contrast between the disciplined military style of NASA and the undisciplined, but effective, work ethic of the roughnecks (drillers).
I did not appreciate the acceptance and display of pre-marital sexual activity, or the scene where the roughnecks go to a “girlie show” before their mission. I will wait until the TV version is released to tape a PG version.
On the positive side the characters did acknowledge God in the death of their comrades, and asked God for help in dealing with various situations. Also people around the world were shown praying for God’s help and the success of the NASA mission.
Beware of the sexual content (not recommended for young teens), but beyond that its pretty good.
The film is in my opinion, the most blatant piece of propaganda for the promotion of globalism and the New World Order yet. There are no real twists or turns; some interesting symbolism, however. The two space shuttles that fly are named Freedom and Independence; Independence crashes and is destroyed.
you understand globalism this and more will jump off the screen… Bruce Willis is made to be a type of Christ; bringing “salvation” by sacrificing himself in place of another…
The power of a god is called on several times during small side plots when human attempts have failed (while His name is also used vainly) but His omnipotence is never acknowledged nor are His blessings or protection for the mission sought except of course when all else has failed. Unfortunately, Hollywood represents most of us well here. World religion is hinted at as well…
The previews were far better than the film. This is quite a dumb movie. Everything is contrived: romance, suspense, heroics, sadness… it’s in the script therefore it matters. Not likely. Almost nothing is believable.
Unfortunately, “Armageddon” takes itself seriously, saving the world afterall. This is saturday morning cartoon material with enough swearing and offensive sexual material (premarital sex / some demeaning comments about women) to make it not fit for television. So, we get to see it on the big screen.
Average special effects don’t add much to the theater experience. Although the last hour of this too lengthy film is almost entertaining, if you don’t see Armageddon you’re not missing much. If you do see it, I’d say save your money and endure it on video.
This had to be one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen! Even coming from a nonreligious view-point, I still found it objectionable and offensive. The film editing was so choppy, I didn’t know half the time what was going on! The “animal crackers” scene was probably the most embarrassing and ludicrous part. Don’t waste your time taking your kids to see this stinker!
“Armageddon” is the most scientifically inaccurate film I have ever seen. Although there is lots of talk about how the asteroid has a lot less gravity than Earth, during a meteor shower on the asteroid chunks of rock fall as if all the gravitational force of Earth were present.
Another, and may I add far worse, mistake was the idea that a nuke detonated a mere 800 feet below the surface would actually split the rock in two. If the asteroid were the size of Texas drilling 800 feet into it and setting off a nuke wouldn’t even make it mad. Also don’t believe a word the characters say about faults; an asteroid doesn’t have a liquid core, crust, and plates like the Earth. In reality there would be no faults to drill to.
As anyone who views this film will be able to see, a few mentions of MIT just don’t make up for the loads of fake science contained in this film. It is my opinion that the producers of this film were incredibly irresponsible in concocting this joke using about a much scientific knowledge as a 2 year old.
A far better film in this category would be “Deep Impact,” which is far more accurate.
Yes, there was a bit of swearing and implied sex, I wish they would have left that out, but this movie was otherwise good. I used it to show my friends that praying is normal always. This movie is very high on my list.
As a Christian, I was very offended by not only hearing God’s name taken about 9 or 10 times (one time too many for me), but also by the showing of a stripper bar, with many female strippers running around with barely anything on. Even though it didn’t contain full nudity, I felt that they came as close as they could. It was enough to make me sick. Everyone has an imagination, why put it to the test. Also, I should mention that it was the opposite of what Armageddon really is about. I went to this movie with the knowledge from others who had seen it, that it was a really good movie, if you could get past the swear words. Well, I won’t deny that other than the above things I mentioned, it was an intense movie with a lot of action, and some humor. It’s just so sad that a movie such as this, has to be ruined by some unnecessary garbage. Sure, we may be exposed to profanity, crude humor or violence in our life, so why watch it on a screen. If you are contemplating on seeing a movie, then don’t see this movie just on a mere opinion that you heard it was “really good.” I don’t trust PG-13 anymore. I wish I had read these opinions first before I wasted $18.00 on my nephew, my husband and myself. There’s plenty of other movies out there that are far better and moral than this movie.